Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
a search helicopter?!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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