My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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