Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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