I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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