Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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