This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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