I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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