thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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