I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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