he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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