I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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