Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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