yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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