no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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