So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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