Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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