just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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