He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We got so high we made milksteak
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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