Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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