i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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