How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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