great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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