its not stalking. its research.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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