What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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