Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she looked like the before picture.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
sarcasm needs its own font
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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