I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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