It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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