i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
