so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Randomize
