There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Who died my cat blue again?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
