Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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