So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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