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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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