i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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