It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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