He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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