I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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