you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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