Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm both gender and math confused
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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