i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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