my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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