Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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