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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my being single is dangerous.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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