How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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