wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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