did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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