We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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