it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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