Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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