and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
