I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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